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ELEMENT: women
SYMBOL: wo
ATOMIC WEIGHT: 120 (more or less, usually more)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Ages very rapidly.
USEAGE: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
CAUTION: Highly explosive
in inexperienced hands.
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ELEMENT: men
SYMBOL: xy
ATOMIC WEIGHT: 160+
PHYSCIAL PROPERTIES: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging sample are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young fresh samples.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd(element Kid) for prolonged period of time. Pretty basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
USEAGE: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
CAUTION: In the absence
of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
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THE MOST VENOMOUS SNAKE
IN THE WORLD
NAME:
Expecteria Trouserius"
(Trouser Snake)
LOCATION:
Throughout the world
DESCRIPTION:
Varying from pink to black.
Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches,
depending on its mood and sub-species.
SYMPTOMS:
This snake attacks mainly
women in the lower frontal abdomen resulting in an inconspicuous bump.
Then a severe swelling occurs followed by excruciating pain after nine
months. The attack is not usually fatal.
It has been known to attack
men in the lower posterior section, resulting in an incurable disease and
consequent death.
HABITAT:
Usually found in bedrooms,
but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.
ANTIDOTE:
Various types of vaccine
available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body,
only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known
antidote for men.
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* WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED *
TOURNIQUET:
Do not apply a tourniquet
as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.
CUTTING THE WOUND:
This would be completely
unnecessary and ineffective as the initial bleeding will stop after a few
weeks anyhow.
SUCKING THE WOUND:
This method is the most
popular with the victim, but so far has not been reportedly successful.
MILKING THE SNAKE:
Place four fingers of
the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front.
Grip firmly and move the
hand in an upwards and downwards motion.
This will result in the
snake becoming highly aggressive, starting to spit.
The time taken for this
milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last known time
the snake attacked.
Once milked, the snake
should be harmless for about 15 - 20 minutes.
CONCLUSION:
This snake, although it
is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin and when treated
with the right kind of respect, makes a wonderful pet.