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The male sexual organ requests a promotion
and a raise for
the following reasons:
- has to work hard;
- has to work at great depths;
- has to work upside down;
- has no ventilation or air conditioned
environment at work;
- has to work in a high humidity
environment;
- has to work at high temperatures;
- does not get weekends and holidays
off;
- does not get time off after extra
hours of work;
- has a hazardous work environment
that often causes
professional sickness.
Request denied for the following reasons:
- does not work 8 hours in a row;
- does not answer immediately to
all requests;
- does not have a degree;
- after a short activity period,
falls asleep at work;
- shows no fidelity to the workplace;
- retires too early;
- does not work at all unless pushed
from behind;
- does not leave the workplace clean
after finishing work.
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