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Why sex is like a roller coaster:
It goes like this - You get on with
your partner. There is
anxious anticipation as you start.
You start slowly, climbing
your way to the top.
There are smiles exchanged, and giggles,
maybe even
caressing or hand holding. The excitement
builds and builds.
It nears the top. The expressions
on faces become
wondrous and excited. Then
as it hits the pinnacle, things
move very fast. There's a quick motion,
the heart races
with complete excitement; faces are
all in total pleasure.
Arms are flailing, heads are bouncing,
and there is some
noticeable screaming going on.
The rest of the ride is up and down,
twisting and turning, lots
of bumping, sometimes in the light,
sometimes in the dark,
sometimes there's a surprise, and
sometimes it becomes all
too familiar but always...........always........at
the end, there's
a big smile on the face, hair is
all messed up............ and
everyone is talking about how great
it is while some of them
say, "I wanna go again"...
~~~~~~
Some people are sitting in a bar
when one guy says, "My
name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."
Another guy says, "What's that?"
The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."
Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.
A girl asks, "What's that?"
He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."
A lady says, "That's nice. My name
is Gertrude, and I am a
WIFE."
Larry says, "A WIFE? What's a WIFE?"
She says, "That means, "Wash, Iron,
Fuck, Etc."
~~~~~
The wife coyly tried to explain her
purchase of a new pair of
expensive imported panties. "After
all, dear," she said, "you
wouldn't expect to find fine perfume
in a cheap bottle, would
you?"
"No," her husband replied. "Nor would
I expect to find a gift
wrapping on a dead beaver."
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The man approached the very beautiful
woman in the large
supermarket and asked, "You know,
I've lost my wife here
in the supermarket. Can you
talk to me for a couple of
minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a a
beautiful woman my wife
appears out of nowhere."
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KID: "Mother, doesn't God give
us our daily bread?"
MOM: "Yes, dear."
KID: "And Santa brings us our toys at Christmas?"
MOM: "Yes, dear."
KID: "And the stork brings babies?"
MOM: "Why certainly, dear."
KID: "Then what's the old man
hanging around for?"
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