Frequent Flyers.

The gentleman had a serious problem.  He had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it always had been occupied.
The stewardess noticed that he was taking short steps and had a look of pain on his face.

"Sir" she said,"You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."  He would have promised anything and said so.

The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there savoring the feeling he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.  Each button was
identified by letters: WW,  WA,  PP, and a red one ATR.

Who would know if he touched them? He could not resist. He pushed WW.
Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling.
Mens restrooms don't have nice  things like this.
  Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.  Warm air
replaced the warm water,gently drying his underside.  When this
stopped, he pushed the PP button.  A large powder puff  carressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.
 The ladies restroom is more than a restroom, it is a place of tender loving pleasure.  When the powder puff completed its pleasure he could hardly wait to push the ATR button, which he knew would be the supreme ecstasy.........
He knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opeed his eyes.  A nurse was
staring down at him with a smirk on her face.  "What happened he
exclaimed.  You pushed one to many buttons replied the nurse.  "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover.  Your penis is under the pillow"..............